Subject: Fw: :-)
From: "kar120c" <[email-masked]>
To: "Joe Veryser" <[email-masked]>, "Jean L. Scrocco" <[email-masked]>, "Trisha Sanford" <[email-masked]>, "paulette" <[email-masked]>, "Tom P" <[email-masked]>, "Bob P" <[email-masked]>, <[email-masked]>, <[email-masked]>, "Dennis Lupien" <[email-masked]>, "Terri Lindsey" <[email-masked]>, "Karr, John" <[email-masked]>, "Jim Karr" <[email-masked]>, "Patricia Finan" <[email-masked]>, <[email-masked]>, <[email-masked]>
Date: Tue, 18 Jan 2005 15:51:55 -0500

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From: "Deborah Moats" <[email-masked]>
To: <[email-masked]>; <[email-masked]>
Sent: Tuesday, January 18, 2005 10:17 AM
Subject: FW: :-)

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> "Do nothing because it is righteous or praiseworthy
> or noble to do so; do nothing because it seems good
> to do so; do only that which you must do and which
> you cannot do in any other way" - Ursula L. Le Guin
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> >From: "Gail Hoobler" <[email-masked]>
> >Reply-To: <[email-masked]>
> >To: "Deborah Moats (E-mail)" <[email-masked]>,"Judith Lervaag
> >(E-mail)" <[email-masked]>,"Shari Soderquist (E-mail)"
> ><[email-masked]>
> >Subject: FW: :-)
> >Date: Sun, 16 Jan 2005 13:23:16 -0800
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> >This may be familiar...but always fun to read...
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> >         GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:
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> >        1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
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> >         2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your
> >hair.
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> >         3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always
catch
> >the second person.
> >
> >         4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to! hold a tomato.
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> >         5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
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> >         6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
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> >         7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.
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> >         8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
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> >         9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
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> >         10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap.
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> >         GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED:
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> >        1) Raising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree.
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> >         2) Wrinkles don't hurt.
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> >         3) Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts.
> >
> >         4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its
> >ground.
> >
> >         5) Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.
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> >         6) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the! fiber, not
> >the
> >toy.
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> >         GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD
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> >        1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
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> >         2) Forget the health food. You need all the preservatives you
can
> >get.
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> >         3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while
> >you're
> >down there.
> >
> >         4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a
> >rocking
> >chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
> >
> >         5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody
> >bothers
> >to ask you the questions.
> >
> >         6) Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
> >
> >         7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.
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> >
> >         THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE:
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> >                            1) You believe in Santa Claus.
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> >                             2) You don't believe in Santa Claus.
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> >                             3) You are Santa Claus.
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> >                   &nb! sp;         4) You look like Santa Claus.
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> >         SUCCESS:
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> >        At age 4 success is . . . not peeing in your pants.
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> >         At age 12 success is . . . having friends.
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> >         At age 16 success is . . . having a drivers license.
> >
> >         At age 20 success is . . . having a girlfriend who thinks you
are
> >really good looking.
> >
> >         At age 35 success is . . . having money.
> >
> >         At age 50 success is . . . having money.
> >
> >         At age 60 success is . . . having a girlfriend who thinks you
are
> >really good looking.
> >
> >         At age 70 success is . . . having a drivers license.
> >
> >         At age 75 success is . . . having friends.
> >         At age 80 success is . . . not peeing in your pants.
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> >         Always remember to forget the troubles that pass your way BUT
> >never
> >forget to remember the blessings that come each day.
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